Urban legends stall

Anoniem vroeg: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

I highly doubt that. I never do such things.

The world almost ended last weekend…

Because… My Nokia phone broke down!

(DUM DUM DUM)

Luckily for us it was just a dead battery…

The irritated truckdriver

A truckdriver parks his truck at a gasstation, and walks in and orders some food. When he sits at a table with his meal, 3 hells angels walk in. They sit at his table and start annoying him. One of them steals his fries, another takes a bite of his burger and the third drinks his coffee. The driver doesn’t respond. He pays, gets up and walks away.

“What a wuss”, says one of the hells angels to the waitress.

“Yes”, she responds. “And riding isn’t one of his talents either. He just drove over 3 motorcycles.”

True or false?

This story is also told as a joke. It’s also a part of the movie ‘Smokey and the Bandit´.

I’m sorry for underposting the last time. The problem is that I’ve been going through some stuff, and I need to worry about the future for a while. I’ll be posting as soon as I can.

The love of pumpkins

The 22-year old Patrick Lawrence from the American Dacula is arrested in a pumpkinfield last friday at 11.38 in the evening. Lawrence is charged with being drunk in public, lewd behavior, fornication and immoral behavior.

The suspect stated that he drove past a pumpkinfield, and decided to stop. “Pumpkins are soft and juicy on the inside. There was noone around.”

Lawrence declared that he pulled his car over, selected a pumpkin that fulfilled his wishes and made a hole in it. After that he used the pumpkin to ‘get it’. Lawrence wasn’t aware of the fact that he was being watched from a police car from Gwinnet County. He only noticed their presence when he was approached by officer Brenda Taylor.

“It was a weird situation, that’s for sure,” says Taylor. “I walked over to Lawrence, but he continued with his pumpkin. I said: ‘Excuse me sir, but are you aware that you are fucking a pumpkin?’

He responded very surprised, looked at me and said: “A pumpkin? Damn. It must be past midnight then.”

True or false?

The story stood in The New York Times, says the original entry of the story. It didn’t. Just like there are people who get a kick out of writing e-mail virusses and find them back worldwide, there are people who enjoy writing urban legends and see how they spread.

The person who made this one up, can be satisfied. The story is, after appearing in newsforums 2 years ago, found on hundreds of places all over the internet.

Poll

Last month the UN held a worldwide poll. Only one question was asked:

“Would you please give your honest opinion about the solution of the food shortage in the rest of the world.”

The poll failed miserable. Because:

- in Africa they don’t know what ‘food’ is;

- in Eastern-Europe they don’t know what ‘honest’ is;

- in Western-Europe they don’t know what ‘shortage’ is;

- in China they don’t know what ‘opinion’ is;

- in the Middle-East they don’t know what a ‘solution’ is;

- in Southern-Africa they don’t know what ‘please’ is;

- in the US they don’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ is

Ok, this will be my last entry for a couple of days. I hope you can live through it.

Head’s up!

The American sergeant Stephen Schap suspected for some time that his wife had a lover. But every time he asked about it, she denied. Right up to the moment she was taken in at the hospital to give birth. When she was in the hospital she told her husband that not he, but her lover was the father of the child.

Stephen Schap seemed to handle the news pretty well. Even the fact that his best friend had had an affair with his wife for almost a year didn’t enrage him. He left the hospital to get his wife some personal things.

After half an hour his wife was called by her lover. Suddenly he cursed and was disconnected. Some time later her husband came back. His clothes were bloody and in his hand he held a full shopping bag.

“Look honey, I brought your friend”, he said. “Now you can always sleep with him near.”

The medics came to her screaming. When they came in they saw the pale woman sit in her bed. On the cabin was the cut-off head of her lover.

True or false?

Really happened on december 7th, 1993 in Fulda, Germany. After Stephen Schap heard from his wife she had a lover, he went looking for him. He found him in a phonecell where the lover was just calling his pregnant girlfriend.

The lover ran, but tripped and fell. Schap was sitting on top of him quickly and killed him by stabbing him between 10 and 15 times. Then he cut off his head. Schap was sentenced life in prison.

Salary increase

A woman gets a job as a teacher at a highschool. When she hasn’t got any money after a month and a half, she calls administration to ask where it is. Administration tells her that there’s no file about her, so that they can’t pay any money.

She gets the advice to wait a month to see if she gets any money in that period. But that month again, she doesn’t get any money. The teacher calls again, but administration maintains that she doesn’t exist. There is no personnel file about her.

At last, 2 days before the end of the third month, she gets a phone call from administration. Her file is found.

A trainee that came working on administration, was rather small and so she had problems with the height of her chair. Therefore she put the first thing she ran into, a stack of files, on her chair, so she had less problems typing. It’s unknown how many other teachers missed their salary because of this.

True or false?

Urban legends are told all over the world. A lot of stories that are told in one country, are in almost identical form told in other countries.

But of course there are exceptions and this story is one of them. This legend is a classic in Southern-Africa. Outside of Southern-Africa it was, until a few years ago, barely known.

Assistent with humor

A man has a business meeting at a big office. The funny assistent receives him and politely asks him to take place in the waiting room.

Then she reports to her boss. She says that the man is quite deaf. After that she picks up the guest and asks him to talk a little louder, because her boss has been having some hearing problems lately.

From 10 meters away you can still hear the conversation word for word.

True or false?

You shouldn’t believe everything you hear. Unless it’s very loud of course…